i'm a sexy asian beast

i was romping around on deviantART and found this:

"sexual mathematics: A hug leads to a kiss, A kiss leads to a lick, A lick leads to a suck, And a suck leads to a fuck, so tell me how many people you want to hug after you hear this, cuz sex is like math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!"

i'm not sure if i should be giggling evilly or cowering under my bed covers.
XD
maybe i should show this to my math teacher. O______o